My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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