remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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