i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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