he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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