Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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