My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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