i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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