i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize