yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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