i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think a kid would responsible me up
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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