The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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