No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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