So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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