It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I have already put on my inside pants.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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