So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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