I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
