When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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