Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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