How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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