Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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