He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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