when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
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my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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