marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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