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what?
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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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