bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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