kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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