Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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