I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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