So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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