I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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