i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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