Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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