why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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