I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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