she was so not down for the gang bang
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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