I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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