FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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