I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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Terrible idea I love it
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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