Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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