____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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