i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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