That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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