guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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