I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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