She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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