I think i sorta joined a cult last night
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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