Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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