we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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