YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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