ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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