All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Verdict: uncircumcised.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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