My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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