This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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